27Jan/120

HEAVY JACK’S “BIRD” OF THE DAY 27/01/12

January 27th, 2012

(HEAVY) TRACTION

Dictionary.Com defines Traction as:

2. the action of drawing a body, vehicle, train, or the like, along a surface, as a road, track, railroad, or waterway.
7. attracting power or influence; attraction.

Urban Dictionary defines Traction as:

: Giving supportive words after a bad situation.

I gave him traction after his girl dumped him.

HEAVY JACK defines Traction as:

Gaining HEAVY Ground

26Jan/120

HEAVY JACK’S “BIRD” OF THE DAY 26/01/12

January 26th, 2012

(HEAVY) GREAT

Dictionary.Com defines Great as:

4. wonderful; first-rate; very good: We had a great time. That’s great!
6. notable; remarkable; exceptionally outstanding: a great occasion.

Urban Dictionary defines Great as:

: something that is better than good synonym Amazing.

That movie was great!

HEAVY JACK defines Great as:

HEAVY Record Maker

25Jan/120

HEAVY JACK’S “BIRD” OF THE DAY 25/01/12

January 25th, 2012

(HEAVY) ERUPTION

Dictionary.Com defines Eruption as:

2. Geology . the ejection of molten rock, steam, etc., as from a volcano or geyser.

Urban Dictionary defines Eruption as:

: A Van Halen song that has one of the best guitars solos in the whole fucking world!!! I’ve heard alot of good fuckin guitar solos, but this is fuckin amazing. If you have not heard it, I strongly recommend you listen to it sometime. Or just pick up a Van Halen cd, cuz they fuckin rock!!!

Eddie Van Halen is one talented Mofo!!

HEAVY JACK defines Eruption as:

HEAVY Note Burst

24Jan/120

HEAVY JACK’S “BIRD” OF THE DAY 24/01/12

January 24th, 2012

(HEAVY) SHARK

Dictionary.Com defines Shark as:

1. a person who preys greedily on others, as by cheating or usury.
2. Informal. a person who has unusual ability in a particular field.
3. Archaic . to obtain by trickery or fraud; steal.
4. Archaic . to live by shifts and stratagems.

Urban Dictionary defines Shark as:

: And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.

*Jaws Theme*

HEAVY JACK defines Shark as:

In the HEAVY bag

23Jan/120

HEAVY JACK’S “BIRD” OF THE DAY 23/01/12

January 23rd, 2012

(HEAVY) END

Dictionary.Com defines End as:

7. an intention or aim: to gain one’s ends.
9. an outcome or result: What is to be the end of all this bickering?
13. a share or part in something: He does his end of the job very well.

Urban Dictionary defines End as:

: In the sport of curling, the subsection of the game where both teams throw the same number of rocks (eight each in a standard game). Scoring only occurs at the conclusion of an end.

Are we playing eight or ten ends?
We’re up one with the hammer with one end to play — we’re sure to win!
Ferbey scored 4 in the sixth end, so Gushue shook hands.

HEAVY JACK defines End as:

Everything will work out HEAVY Fine

20Jan/120

HEAVY JACK’S “BIRD” OF THE DAY 20/01/12

January 20th, 2012

(HEAVY) SEAT

Dictionary.com defines Seat as:

1. something designed to support a person in a sitting position, as a chair, bench, or pew; a place on or in which one sits.
10. a part of the body considered as the place in which an emotion or function is centered: The heart is the seat of passion.

Urban Dictionary defines Seat as:

: one of the greatest inventions of all time. More of a concept really. Where would we be without a large, comfortable, arse-receptical? Nowhere, that’s where. NOWHERE!!!

I need to sit down. Oh look, a seat. Thank christ.

HEAVY JACK defines Seat as:

In the HEAVY Driver’s

19Jan/120

HEAVY JACK’S “BIRD” OF THE DAY 19/01/12

January 19th, 2012

(HEAVY) PROPELLER

Dictionary.Com defines Propeller as:

1. a device having a revolving hub with radiating blades, for propelling  an airplane, ship, etc.
2. a person or thing that propels.
3. the bladed rotor of a pump that drives the fluid axially.
4. a wind-driven, usually three-bladed, device that provides mechanical energy, as for driving an electric alternator in wind plants.

Urban Dictionary defines Propeller as:

: Synonym of ‘wheels’.
Adjective describing males that are smooth with girls.

Hey, that guy is so smooth with her.
Yeah, propellers.

HEAVY JACK defines Propeller as:

HEAVY Forward Movement